Lies Women tell Men

To go with the “Lies Men tell Women” post I thought it a good idea to put the other point of view on! Sorry ladies, you’re going to be hating on me for this – but it’s the male perspective:

  1. I saved money on these shoes.
  2. I only bought one pair darling.
  3. Yuk – I don’t like him – too many muscles.
  4. We didn’t see any men on our girly night out.
  5. I’m fine.
  6. I’m not angry with you  – I’m just disappointed.
  7. *smiles sweetly*
  8. I don’t know where your cash went darling.
  9. I don’t need to wear a coat out.
  10. You can trust me internet shopping…

These are the ones that came to mind as I was typing? What about you guys? Any more you think I could add?

Simon 🙂

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22 thoughts on “Lies Women tell Men”

  1. Well, I hate shopping so those are not me, but I do the “I’m fine,” thing all the time, lol. And also- yes, too many muscles is not a turn on.

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