I saw a post the other day that inspired me to write this – I hope you enjoy it, it’s nothing serious and it’s meant to raise a laugh!
Lies men tell women:
- You have nothing to worry about darling, the secretary is 50.
- No, your bum does not look big in that.
- Of course I’ve remembered our anniversary.
- (Over the phone) yes of course the kids are in bed.
- I was not out drinking darling – I was working late!
- Yes my dear I’ve bought everything on your list and nothing else!
- I don’t know how that much got spent!
- I’ve pushed the boat out this year and got you something expensive.
- I’m not driving too fast, it’s how you’re looking at the speedo.
- Your perfume smells nice dear.
These are the ones that came to mind as I was typing? What about you guys? Any more you think I could add?