Oh you love your water don’t you? With your stained glass which is hardly washed, always with some water in. The thing is, I don’t mind that, it’s the glug, glug sluuurrpp! As you down that water!
I’m not saying you should sip it like a lady, just perhpas drink slower, stop trying to suck the water from the glass at a rate that would put an industrial pump to shame. Seriously – I don’t want to hear it!!
There it goes again, glug, glug… the only thing I hate more is when the glass is nearly empty, when the slluurrrpp resonates round the room. Oh my days!!!! You seem to time it so when my earphones are off you then choose that moment to start! ARRGGHH!!!!
Neither do I want to hear after after I’ve been subjected to this audiable vommit “Ahhh – the best drink ever!” I don’t want to know! Enjoy it quietly and to yourself. Pleeaase, the the sake of my sanity!
This is a funny little rant / story taken from real life office experiences.